I'm
going to take this time to talk to you about a movie called Alien
Resurrection. In the past I've shown
little interest in tales spun around groups of plucky astronauts
being eaten by cockroach-men, but in this case I must make an
exception. Read: this is the greatest film ever made.
I'll explain:
What
do you get when you mix an aging Sigourney Weaver, Ron Perlman,
Dominique Pinon, Brad Dourif, Dan Hedaya, with director Jean-Pierre
Jeunet (of Amélie
fame)? Gold, that's what you get. But it doesn't
stop there, no sir. Monsieur Jeunet blesses us by including the
Great Winona Ryder and makes her a robot. I know!
So here we have a movie with Wormtongue, Hellboy, that creepy
french guy from City of Lost Children, and a Robotic Winona
Ryder. How I managed to miss this film is beyond me.
