Kimiko “Thunderbolt” Ross
Age: 21
Prone to meddling, folly, and stumbling upon alternate spheres of existence. Began a love affair with transhumanism at an early age, leading to science, stuffishness and poor grooming. Enjoys sneaking and technological abominations. Dislikes humans.

Myers-Briggs: INTP

Tiny Carl Jung
One of the fathers of modern tiny psychology. Famous for the development of tiny dream analysis, as well as the concepts of the tiny shadow half, tiny archetype, and tiny collective unconscious.

Myers-Briggs: INFP

Dmitri Tokamak
Age: 22
Nuclear powered fellow, possibly. Friends with Kimiko for reasons (possibly science). Enjoys ironed pants, clocks and ladies. Dislikes ghosts and making a fuss.

Myers-Briggs: ISTJ

Alina Tokamak
Age: 22
Sister of Dmitri and also probably nuclear powered maybe. Also friends with Kimiko for reasons (possibly video games). Enjoys Zelda, cake, and making a fuss. Dislikes Sokar, Egyptian god of decay.

Myers-Briggs: ESTP

Rupert & Hubert
Age: 127 combined
Victorian intellectuals who live on the Moon, Rupert and Hubert entertain the most profound questions of the times, as well as defend their magic castle from varying sorts of Moon-Monsters.

Myers-Briggs: Incalcuable, as they are on the Moon

Old Man-Man
Age: Very Old
Considered by most to be the world's greatest hero, Old Man-Man fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice and secular humanism perhaps. The full extent of his powers is uknown, but most agree that he is very old. He has no known equal, save for perhaps William Jennings Bryan, who was instead beaten mercilessly by an undead Burt Lancaster. Old Man-Man's origins are unknown, though some suspect that he and 1950s hero Man-Man are in fact one and the same.

Kimiko Red
Age: 3
Kimko's Jungian dopple given physical form. Mysterious and talks to boys. Possibly evil.

Myers-Briggs: ESFJ

Werner Heisenberg
Celebrated German physicist and Nobel laureate, Lil' Werner is one of the founders of quantum mechanics. Instrumental in the development of modern physics, he was one of the chief minds behind the Copenhagen Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics, as well as the famous Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. However, he is most well-known for defeating SS chief Heinrich Himmler in personal combat using only superposition.

Myers-Briggs: Uncertain

 

 

© 2006 Aaron S. Diaz

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